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The Caption Contest… Back Again!

Whether you’re a long-time reader or you’ve recently started perusing these articles, you’ve probably grumbled at least once…

“How can someone who combines lackluster drawing skills with groanworthy puns build such a successful consulting practice? Sheesh, that illustration doesn’t even help!”

Well, now’s your chance to show off your wit, charm, humor, punniness, knowledge of obscure chocolate trivia and all-around consulting awesomeness.

Every year, while I frolic on my spring vacation, I post an illustration and ask you (and other readers) to pen the caption.

I bet this year while I’m gasping in the Andes mountains, you can deliver a respectable entry.

Add some text to the drawing below. What (if anything) are the characters saying? Does the illustration have a title? Maybe it’s about consulting… but then again, maybe not. Let me (and your fellow readers) know in the comments below.

If you didn’t contribute a caption last year, definitely write something in this year’s contest. It doesn’t have to be the funniest. Just give it a go.


33 Comments
  1. Paul Wicks
    April 15, 2026 at 6:03 am Reply

    “Howdy neighbour! Hey I hate to ask, but could I borrow a cup of Claude tokens?”

    • David A. Fields
      May 6, 2026 at 11:42 am Reply

      Very funny, Paul. And, as it happens, hits much too close to the mark! Well done.

  2. Praveen Puri
    April 15, 2026 at 7:44 am Reply

    “I can’t see you. Can you turn your camera on?”

    “Just open the door for me! This is an in-person meeting!”

    • Vasajit (Vasa) Mestha
      April 15, 2026 at 9:43 am Reply

      I (consultant) am here to open the door and show you the opportunities outside your core

      • David A. Fields
        May 6, 2026 at 11:43 am Reply

        Very clever, Vasa. Solid consulting reference–well done!

    • David A. Fields
      May 6, 2026 at 11:42 am Reply

      Excellent, Praveen. A classic in the new, virtual consulting world. Great entry from you.

  3. Geoff Wilson
    April 15, 2026 at 8:45 am Reply

    “Who designed the narrow purple trapezoidal bathroom doors?”

    “Our consultant.”

    • David A. Fields
      May 6, 2026 at 11:45 am Reply

      Yeah, yeah, but in the consultant’s defense, a lot of the client’s personnel came across as two-dimensional during the interviews. 😉
      Great entry, Geoff.

  4. Philip Tate
    April 15, 2026 at 9:14 am Reply

    “Here’s what you should do.”
    “We won’t do that… but keep going.”

    • David A. Fields
      May 6, 2026 at 11:46 am Reply

      Great one, Philip. Very funny.

  5. Douglas Brown
    April 15, 2026 at 9:33 am Reply

    If I can just make it through that door everything will be different on the other side.

    • David A. Fields
      May 6, 2026 at 11:47 am Reply

      Exactly, Douglas! Great entry into the caption contest. 😊

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